So it came up that Ally would be going to Cologne for work again, for the fourth time in less than ten months. We’d vaguely discussed I might tag along on one of these trips, and this seemed as good a time as any, so we quickly cobbled together a long weekend plan. In brief: we fly out of Toronto on Thursday evening, arrive in Frankfurt Friday morning, spend a day there before going to St. Goar in the Rhine Valley around lunchtime on Saturday, spend two and a half days there. On Tuesday I return home, and Ally goes on to Cologne to do her work, returning on Friday. It might be seen as a lot of cost and effort for such a short trip, but on the other hand, her flights are already paid for. Anyway, for various logistical reasons we couldn’t add on any more days; it was this or nothing, so we decided to go with this.
It’s
been a long time since we had any real problems at airports, and that
held again here; both our arrival and departure took place at near-record speed (it
helps that we were flying premium economy, which gets you into the
business class check-in counter and moves your luggage up in priority,
among other things). We took a train to the main station, which of course
was as easy as everything train-related in Europe. We’d picked a
hotel near there to reduce logistical challenges, and located it easily
enough after a few initial wrong turns. As so often, the streets around the station
might not be regarded as the best invitation to the city, although it’s just life with all of its waiting and staring and yelling and scurrying. Certainly the
streets belong to the new heterogeneous Europe, not to the old guard.
We
stayed at the Hotel Bliss, oddly described in the room as an “exhibition and
design hotel for the discerning little closer.” The design is of a familiar
kind – lots of clean white lines: there are photos of
old Hollywood stars throughout, although it’s hard to see how that relates to
anything, thematically speaking (we were in the Audrey Hepburn room, at the end
of the James Stewart corridor). Our plan for the afternoon was simple enough –
walk to the downtown old city, which seemed like it should take half an hour or
so, then maybe walk along the Rhine, and return to the hotel for a break having lapped up the main
Frankfurt attractions, albeit not in much depth. So we went out, and after
stopping at a nearby bakery for a snack, launched into just that.
This
ended up as one of the more inexplicable escapades of our many travels
together. We’ve often started walking without looking at the map in too much
detail – usually it works out fine; when it doesn’t, it’s an experience
in itself. Today we wanted to stay more or less on track because of our limited
time here, so after initially wandering off track a bit, we consulted the map, adjusted our route
and kept going. We were walking directly towards the old city, but we kept walking
and it refused to appear. Eventually we came to some older residential streets and thought, this must be the start of it, but then that ended and we were merely walking along a highway. We couldn’t make any
sense of it from the map. Then eventually we realized we’d been walking away from the city, the greatest blunder
possible. We’ve done this before, but always as a result of being caught up in
irregular street layouts where even a subtle shift in your sense of direction
extrapolates into overshooting the moon by about half a light-year. On this
occasion the streets had seemed largely straight, and straightforward, so it’s
especially perplexing. At least we blundered together – it’s not as if one of
us had overridden the instincts of the other, thus giving the latter something to bring up for
the rest of our days (if we were like that).
Anyway, the residential streets that we'd taken for the old city of Frankfurt actually belonged to the nearby town of Griesheim. We caught a bus to the Griesheim station, and then a train back to Frankfurt (for all of our prolonged efforts, the as-the-crow-flies train journey took an embarrassing four minutes). It was a pretty hot afternoon, so we were tired even if we hadn’t accomplished much. And anyway, it wasn’t a complete failure. Other than having the story itself, we'd had plenty to look at – we were surprised for instance at the volume of industrial activity so close to the heart of a major city (perhaps as a sign of Germany’s status as the engine of Europe), although even that observation tells you maybe we should have realized earlier on that something wasn’t right…
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